some guy added me on facebook
and when i accepted
he sent me a message saying “who r u”
(Source: peetasfakeleg, via earthnation)
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
(via dietchola)
I’M GONNA
i always kinda hoped people like this weren’t real
what…the…fuck
ABORT IT
(via amenpenis)
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
(Source: paradisaic, via beyoncebeytwice)
are we going to sit back and pretend that this didn’t happen on american television???
Woah
well then
iconic.
(Source: chicken-mcniggies, via earthnation)
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
(via loverhymeswithpity)
